Ask Persuade and Rend

“Well actually my dear, we’ve recently been… released. Freeing up more time for us to get better accounted with some of the fine people around here, such as yourself.” - Persuade

“Screw the tea. I’d just like to get to know you better. Wouldn’t mind having you under my hooks. I could always show you my Wonderland.” - Rend

“Excuse my friend. He doesn’t get out much. But I agree on getting to know you better.” - Persuade

The Best Questions Ever. Do this.

Apart from tumblr, what do you like to do in your spare time?
Name a favorite of each: food, drink, color.
If you married rich and your spouse gave you $100,000 a week, what would you spend it on?
Name a favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
If you were given the opportunity to spend 48 hours with absolutely anyone (living or dead), who would you spend it with and what would you do?
Name a LEAST favorite of each: food, drink, color.
What do you spend most of your money on?
What kind of underwear do you prefer wearing?
Name a LEAST favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
If you were sat on a plane beside your favorite celebrity, what would you do?
What is the strangest thing you have in your room? (You are not allowed to explain why you own it.)
What is a weird habit you have, or people have told you have. (Weird, not bad. No nail biting or any of that nonsense.) 
What would you consider to be the biggest insult to yourself?
What are five things you absolutely have to have in your dream house?
If you could be reincarnated as any animal, which would you chose and why?
Which band (current or past) would you want to go on tour* with? (*Travel with, not preform with.) 
Name a favorite of each: band, album, song.
Why is your favorite band your favorite?
How many concerts have you attended? Which was your favorite? Least favorite? If none, who do you want to see live the most?
What is one of your favorite song lyrics? (Who is it by?)
Who do you ship?
What band merch do you own? If any, whose is it and when did you get it? If none, whose do you wish you owned?
How did you learn of the band that is currently your favorite?
What celebrity do you idolize the most?
Which member from which band would you most want to lather in nutella?

“Well my friend, that’s a good question. Hmmm what so I do?”

“I guess I suppose it depends on the day. Sometimes I find it fun to challenge myself. Try and snatch one or two of Jervis’s prized hats or maybe try a go at catching Miss Quinzel’s eye. That and fooling around with Rend. I guess really, anything that makes the stay here less of a drag.”

“By the way, what cell number are you? Wouldn’t mind a third hand in our next break.”

-Persuade

“Hmmm well sometimes my less than happy cell mate and I have our quarrels, but for the most part we tend to get along just fine. When we do decide to fight, it’s always over something silly. Oh who could take the Batman down with the most ease or who’d find themselves under one of the other inmates. But no matter what, we stay friends in the end. Whether it takes some, persuading or not all depends on Rend here.”

- Persuade

First Post, eh?

I guess I’ll be makin’ the first post, since Persuade’s off doing fuck knows what. But yeah. You can ask us questions about anythin’. Literally…anything.

I mean shit, gets boring here in Arkham. At least when no one’s trying to escape or blow the hellhole up. Ah well, right? Shit happens. Especially with the damned batman running around cleaning up Gotham. What is THAT about? I mean it wasn’t great before, but we need to make a livin’ too, ya know?

Fuck, I’m rambling again. But yes, ask me an’ Persuade shit so we don’t have to entertain ourselves. Which may involve your children’s entrails. If ya catch my meaning. ;)